“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
I love people who make me forget that I’m shy
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
when you see someones wing wang on omegle