it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
reblog or die
try me. im bored.
I REALLY THINK WE CAN GET PHIL TO TWO MILLION TONIGHT GUYS
ONLY 6000 MORE SUBSCRIBERS
PLEASE RAISE AWARENESS WITH THE HASHTAG #GETPHILTO2MIL OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO GET PEOPLE TO SEE IT - I REALLY THINK ONE MORE PUSH WILL GET HIM THERE!
did i allow u to have fun without me
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.